itty interwebs: featuring the usj (pronounced yoosh, short for “usual”)

Oh hey ittykins. You don’t mind if I call you that, right?
I’m exhausted! I worked TWICE! Back to back days! A real job! Lemme tell you, it’s out of this world. I filed invoices, scanned stacks (and I mean stacks) of documents, compiled spreadsheets. Seriously, the works. It’s all corporate and 9-to-5 ish. It’s bizarre, but whatever, it’s work! Also I got a filling today because I’m 9 years old and like these, apparently. Booo.

Okay here’s some stuff that’s been piling up for the last week or two!

It’s possible that a large percentage of the things I post here may be cat-related, but whatever. Cats are great. I think everyone (except for oblivious cat-haters, of course) can agree. Cats rule. Some of you know what The Satorialist is. Those of you who don’t should click that link, or this link, and get the gist of it. It’s a fashion photo blog, and it pretty much just documents the coolest looking people in the coolest sounding places.  Okay okay okay, now cats.
The Catorialist

If you’re not a part of the vampire craze, you should probably just join it all-fucking-ready so you’ll have something to talk about 20-60 years from now when we, as a culture, reminisce about this bullshit. In particular you should start with True Blood, mostly because (let’s be real) it’s less embarrassing to associate with than it’s counterparts, ie Twilight and The Vampire Diaries. Also more sex and drugs. Also more Lafayette. And so to get you started, here’s a game! Download and print out this bingo sheet and play it with all you’re friends (or family I guess) during your first episode! If you already watch the show, you’ll read this and knowingly chuckle. Regardless, somewhere down the line this will undoubtedly turn into a drinking game.
True Blood Bingo

Who the fuck knows why.
Prince Interactive Softare

If you havent heard Big Boi’s  new album Sir Lucious Leftfoot: The Son of Chico Dusty, you’re missing out. For real. I’m going to give you a quick taste of it here, but I can’t even say this is my favorite song… there are several. Of course there’s Shine Blockas and Shutterbugg, but instead of those I’m just gonna give you another reason to love Janelle Monáe because, well, why not? So here’s “Be Still (feat. Janelle Monáe)”!

You probably liked Ok Go at some point, or still do. Probably. I’m going to guess that. I’ll tell you one thing, I fucking LOVED Ok Go. Got those summer memories locked into their album Oh No. (I think I got it in 2006 maybe?) And obvi the videos. OH, THE VIDEOS!…
Ok Go Viral Videos Parody

Two closing youtubes for y’all. Both are worthy, both are silly, and neither are music related. Think I got them off twitter, but I can’t recall. Deal with it.

Well, enjoy the weekend! I will! And if you miss the World Cup final (Sun 2:30 EST) you might as well stop reading because I’ve certainly lost respect for you! Bai!


2 comments for “itty interwebs: featuring the usj (pronounced yoosh, short for “usual”)

  1. margaret
    July 10, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    i can’t thank you enough for that true blood bingo.
    now i can pretend to my much more culturally advanced friends that my addiction to vampire sexing is one big “i-only-like-it-because-it’s-ironically-cheesy-hardy-har-har-i-KNOW-it’s-bad” kind of thing.
    …even if it’s not.

  2. July 10, 2010 at 9:03 AM

    Holy SHIT!!! that transformer owl is wtf!

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