itty interwebs: it’s fucking thursday, man.

I know everyone has been a little worried for me lately, but I think I may have landed some summer work! I don’t want to jinx it, and it doesn’t start for 2 weeks, but things are looking up everyone!

In other news, my life has been limited to soccer, twitter, and commuting around southern CT, Westchester, Manhattan and Brooklyn. Also eating a good amount. Om nom. Want to read something more interesting? Probs.

Here’s some silly gizmodo bullshit for you: something to minimize online cussing! It’s this little product that supposedly emits some stink everytime you type a curse word. They included a video, which is funny, because it’s adorably pointless. I mean, we can’t see what he’s typing… or the scent… But I guess I’ll trust it! Also, for what it’s worth, I haven’t even cursed yet inthis post. jk!
Pepper Mouth

This is one of those real short, speaks for itself, kind of itties
Dancing alone to “Pony”

You’ve probably heard about this already, but Dirty Projectors and Bjork are joining forces (again), recording, and releasing Mount Wittenberg Orca. Stereogum covered it pretty nicely so I’m going to link you over there to read about it. Also I recommend checking out some of the teasers at the bottom of the post, because they’re pointless and you have nothing better to do.
Mount Wittenberg Orca via Stereogum

This has been all over the twitters lately, and once something has been all over the twitters, it makes it here to these posts. amirite? So the movie Scott Pilgrim vs The World is coming out in August and this is a little bit of FUN AND INTERACTIVE MARKETING PLOY! Woo! Make an avatar! Make it cooler than you really are! I did!
And you can too!

I got word of this from the peeps over at L Magazine and thought it was certainly worthy. The tagline of this tumblr is “A grumpy literary agent wades through query fails.” It’s basically excerpts of letters from overconfident authors (whose piecesĀ  are presumably garbage), and charmingly grumpy replies from the publishing agent. And it’s funny
SlushPile Hell

Okay that’s it. Get it while it’s hot.

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