The other day we discussed the wonder and the glory of the boob and how Apple has decided that boobs on your iPhone are bad. As of today, Apple is holding steady with their deletion of boob-enhanced apps (all the while a topless dude app meant for hooking up with other, assumingly topless, males still lives on).
Well, Baby alerted me today that the assault on boobs continues unabated as Australia, yes AUSTRALIA, is now banning small-breasted women in adult films & publications???? WHAT THE FUCK? Their pathetic reasoning is that small-breasted women are just a wee-bit to close to kiddie-porn and pedophilia. Unreal.
As a boob-lover & connoisseur, I’m extraordinarily offended! Not only is this very anti-women, anti-choice, anti-fucking-everything, it’s just asinine! Because some sick blokes get off on kids, you are going to block a grown ass woman from expressing her sexuality as she sees fit because she’s an A-cup? To continue working in the adult industry would mean a move from Australia or a boob-job?
Aussies…. c’mon. Seriously. C’m-the-fuck-on!
We, and I mean ALL of us, must celebrate the boobie! Big ones, little ones, droopy, perky, large nipples, small nipples, pink, and brown! Small breasts are wonderful, super-sexy, and a great break from all the ballooned tittied air-brushed Playboy/Baywatch Barbie dolls thrown at our faces constantly by the media.
To my wonderful Australian readers, wake up & rise up! Don’t let this banning/censoring occur!
Speaking of boobs, in just over a month is our SUPER AWESOME NO-FRILLS BIKE RIDE for BREAST CANCER!!!
Breast cancer knows no cup size, effect all women, from sub-A’s to quintuple-Zs. AND it looks like we have a start location! We’ll make it official in March, but it looks like we will be starting at the Columbus Park Of Roses! This will allow the 10 milers to stay on the Olentangy Bike Path, the 25er’s will venture off the path a little bit, and the 50 will take the path up and out, head into Delaware Country and loop their way back down! Just working on a final route for the 25ers and we’ll be all set!
Ride for your sisters, your moms, your neighbors, your friends, and for yourself! We’ve got some boobies to help save!!!!! Can’t wait, and hope to see you there with $20 bucks in your hand and a bicycle between your legs!!!
Okay, music….. It’s Twofer Friday today (why not, eh?) and before we get to the album stuck in my head, I think we need to get some tsuruloosies out of the way, take a look around the intertubal superhighway of love and see what’s hot!
Alright! This time around, I had the foresight to upload my wheelies to give these guys some proper ratings! WOOT! As per usual, the rating is out of 5 WHEELIES!
But enough with the jibber-jabber, let’s get on with it (I feel so out of the hype-loop lately)…
Oh my yes….
WOOP! Get my 80’s style boogie on!!!
Feel like we’ve been here a million times before.
Reminds me of Okkervil.. in a good way!
Nada Surf, like a cup of coffee, so good and comforting…
Uh. No. Well… maybe a little, just a little. This one could grow on me…
At first, I was like “meh”, then I was like “oh my”!
End on a “Zzzzz”??? You thought we were done?!?! HA! Wait… did you? I mean, it says right up in the post title Twofer Friday and the album we are going to review. Seriously, if you didn’t know this was coming, I’m going to start worrying about you.
Yep, Tunng’s And Then We Saw Land! Quite nice… basically classic folk-rock with bits and pieces of electronical goodness here and there. At times it reminds me of that Sufjan guy with it’s sweet orchestral pop, other times it sounds like it’s pulled from right out of the late 60s/early 70s, other times, it’s sounds like the future. Yeah, it’s kinda like that. But aesthetically, it all fits together into a lovely way to wrap up a rather interesting and long week and that’s really all I got to say about that!
There you go! Have a great weekend everyone and for all you in & around Columbus, don’t forget this weekend is Couchfire’s Touchy Feely show Saturday night at the Ohio Art League Gallery .
Baby & I both have a piece in the show, her’s is a hand embroidered piece called “NSFW” & I’ve got my “Scratch-N-Sniff Sharpie Porn”! Hope to see you there! Until then….