The continued assault on boobies and Twofer Friday with tsuruloosies & And Then We Saw Land by Tunng! Hot diggity!!!

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The other day we discussed the wonder and the glory of the boob and how Apple has decided that boobs on your iPhone are bad.  As of today, Apple is holding steady with their deletion of boob-enhanced apps (all the while a topless dude app meant for hooking up with other, assumingly topless, males still lives on).

Well, Baby alerted me today that the assault on boobs continues unabated as Australia, yes AUSTRALIA, is now banning small-breasted women in adult films & publications????  WHAT THE FUCK?  Their pathetic reasoning is that small-breasted women are just a wee-bit to close to kiddie-porn and pedophilia.  Unreal.

As a boob-lover & connoisseur, I’m extraordinarily offended!  Not only is this very anti-women, anti-choice, anti-fucking-everything, it’s just asinine!  Because some sick blokes get off on kids, you are going to block a grown ass woman from expressing her sexuality as she sees fit because she’s an A-cup?  To continue working in the adult industry would mean a move from Australia or a boob-job?

Aussies…. c’mon.  Seriously.  C’m-the-fuck-on!

We, and I mean ALL of us, must celebrate the boobie!  Big ones, little ones, droopy, perky, large nipples, small nipples, pink, and brown!  Small breasts are wonderful, super-sexy, and a great break from all the ballooned tittied air-brushed Playboy/Baywatch Barbie dolls thrown at our faces constantly by the media.

To my wonderful Australian readers, wake up & rise up!  Don’t let this banning/censoring occur!

Speaking of boobs, in just over a month is our SUPER AWESOME NO-FRILLS BIKE RIDE for BREAST CANCER!!!

Breast cancer knows no cup size, effect all women, from sub-A’s to quintuple-Zs.  AND it looks like we have a start location!  We’ll make it official in March, but it looks like we will be starting at the Columbus Park Of Roses!  This will allow the 10 milers to stay on the Olentangy Bike Path, the 25er’s will venture off the path a little bit, and the 50 will take the path up and out, head into Delaware Country and loop their way back down!  Just working on a final route for the 25ers and we’ll be all set!

Ride for your sisters, your moms, your neighbors, your friends, and for yourself!  We’ve got some boobies to help save!!!!! Can’t wait, and hope to see you there with $20 bucks in your hand and a bicycle between your legs!!!


Okay, music….. It’s Twofer Friday today (why not, eh?) and before we get to the album stuck in my head, I think we need to get some tsuruloosies out of the way, take a look around the intertubal superhighway of love and see what’s hot!

Alright!  This time around, I had the foresight to upload my wheelies to give these guys some proper ratings!  WOOT!  As per usual, the rating is out of 5 WHEELIES!

But enough with the jibber-jabber, let’s get on with it (I feel so out of the hype-loop lately)…

She And Him – Thieves

Oh my yes….

The Pass – Colors

WOOP!  Get my 80’s style boogie on!!!

Penguin Prison – Something I’m Not


Club 8 – Western Hospitality


Dum Dum Girls – Jail La La

Feel like we’ve been here a million times before.

Kiki Pau – an old song

Reminds me of Okkervil.. in a good way!

Nada Surf – Electrocution (Bill Fox)

Nada Surf, like a cup of coffee, so good and comforting…

Pattern In Movement – Light Of The World

Uh.  No.  Well… maybe a little, just a little.  This one could grow on me…

Winter Hinterland – No Logic

At first, I was like “meh”, then I was like “oh my”!

Bettie Serveert – Deny All

Again…. Zzzzzzz……

End on a “Zzzzz”???  You thought we were done?!?!  HA!  Wait… did you?  I mean, it says right up in the post title Twofer Friday and the album we are going to review.  Seriously, if you didn’t know this was coming, I’m going to start worrying about you.

Yep, Tunng’s And Then We Saw Land!  Quite nice… basically classic folk-rock with bits and pieces of electronical goodness here and there.  At times it reminds me of that Sufjan guy with it’s sweet orchestral pop, other times it sounds like it’s pulled from right out of the late 60s/early 70s, other times, it’s sounds like the future.  Yeah, it’s kinda like that.  But aesthetically, it all fits together into a lovely way to wrap up a rather interesting and long week and that’s really all I got to say about that!

Just enjoy…

01 Hustle
02 It Breaks
03 Don’t Look Down Or Back
04 The Roadside
05 October
06 Sashimi
07 With Whiskey
08 By Dusk They Were In The City
09 These Winds
10 Santiago
11 Weekend Away

Some Tunng love:  Myspace | Official | Label

There you go!  Have a great weekend everyone and for all you in & around Columbus, don’t forget this weekend is Couchfire’s Touchy Feely show Saturday night at the Ohio Art League Gallery .

Baby & I both have a piece in the show, her’s is a hand embroidered piece called “NSFW” & I’ve got my “Scratch-N-Sniff Sharpie Porn”!  Hope to see you there!  Until then….



8 comments for “The continued assault on boobies and Twofer Friday with tsuruloosies & And Then We Saw Land by Tunng! Hot diggity!!!

  1. February 26, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    Aw, you always manage to put a smile on my face…

    Oh yeah, I have committed to coming to ride bikes with you! Depending on my friends’ ability to take a few days out of their lives, anywhere from 1 to 3ish people coming all the way from Colorado to rock out and bike out! :) Totally looking forward to it. Not quite sure why, but for some reason it feels very important to my “soul” (if you will) to come do this thing.

  2. February 26, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    Seriously???? Holy crap! I hope Columbus can live up to “the hype”!!!! I think I need to start looking into what else is going on that weekend here.

    If you do come up, you better smack me on the back and say ” ALLLOOOOO TSURU!!!” <3

  3. February 26, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    i’ve been having a truly craptastic day and your post made me smile. so thank you!

    also, i lurrrrve “hustle”. so thank you again!

  4. amy
    February 26, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    Wow. As a small-breasted woman myself (not an A-cup but still) I am really offended that small tits would be considered childlike. I guess in a sick, stretch-of-the-imagination way I can see where they get this idea from but this has got to be some kind of violation of rights. Plus some guys (and women) prefer small breasts. Isn’t that just alienating potential porn buyers? So lame.

  5. February 26, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    @alison – awesome!!! I hope you have a wonderful weekend too!

    @amy – if you look over at my portfolio, I’ve worked with women of all shapes and sizes, all of which are wonderful proud & strong women, from As to whatever! It’s just wrong to take away someone’s rights because some other sick group is doing something wrong…. I hope someone comes to their senses over there… A-cups, all-cups, have a home at TSURURADIO!


  6. amy
    February 28, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    I’ve seen your portfolio and all of the women are stunning. Beautiful work.

    Does this ruling also mean that a man with a less than impressive package that “looks like they might be underage” can get in trouble for promoting child pornography? If they’re reducing someone’s age to the size of their body parts, it should be or that’s a blatant double-standard. At least I think so.

  7. February 28, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    @amy first… thank you very very much!!!!

    And Oooo…… good point!! Pedos love little boys and girls, so yeah, little weenies should be off limits to be consistent, eh?

  8. Em
    August 13, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    I don’t think its so much the small boobs, I think it’s the “roles” these small breasted women are casted in. Maybe the setting is in a room that could be that of a young girls. She may be “18” or “barely legal” but the setting could still be a room of a 8, 10, or 15 year old girl. It might not even be that, but she might have pig tails in her hair or really cutesy girly socks on something. Anything to imply that she’s young, naive, innocent. Don’t act like you haven’t came across porn like that. I think that in Australia, they should have been more specific than to say small boobs are banned in porn because that really is asinine.

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